This year I gave up the news. NPR, the New York Times, Salon, Slate and the Google News pages were all put on Leechblock (a service of Firefox that I wholeheartedly endorse), as were all those opinion pages whose job is to make you angry at what those scoundrels on the right did yesterday. ("She wrote stuff on her hand! Her HAND!") I wasn't looking to become a hermit necessarily; I figured some information was bound to trickle in. I just wasn't going to actively seek it out. It's too easy to disappear down the rabbit hole of information and (most aggravatingly) opinion. And that's what gets under your skin, angries up the blood and ruins what could be a perfectly pleasant day.
I settled in for what I was pretty sure was going to be forty white-knuckle days of deprivation. Then something odd happened. I found myself really enjoying the Lenten News Blackout. Enough information seeped through that I wasn't completely in the dark. Tiger Woods? Check. Health care reform? Check. Corey Haim? Check and mate.
But the best part was that I wasn't subjected to the endless opinionating and bloviating that makes up 80% of all news coverage these days. NYT blogs and columns, NPR's "in-depth" coverage, and everything on Slate and Salon -- it's all "analysis," which is mediaspeak for guesses from people who aren't any smarter than you or I. Frankly, it's hard enough to hear a constant stream of political opinions from my friends and friends of friends on Facebook, let alone muster up the wherewithal to have another argument in my mind with Ross Douchehat and the random idiots who leave comments everywhere. This Lent has been like a vacation from the non-stop conga line of opinions, which as we all know are like anuses -- everyone has one and no one wants to hear about yours.
We used to live in a time when there wasn't a 24-hour news cycle, when the half-hour's worth of stuff that happened that day could be summarized for you in, well, a half an hour. I miss those days, and this Lenten News Blackout has given me a chance to revisit that time, when the signal-to-noise ratio was a little bit higher. Easter is coming, and for most people it will be a chance to pig out on chocolate or gorge themselves on french fries or get caught up on all that pornography they've missed. But I'm not so sure I'm ready to go back just yet.
Plus, not futzing around on the computer in the evenings has gotten me caught up with some great music. Have you heard this? This is what I listened to last Wednesday instead of hearing about the latest reason I should be mad at Bill O'Reilly.
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