Do y'all love Lindsay Lohan? She's my favorite ginger. Sorry, RFO. But, she's hot and slutty, while RFO is clammy and really white. I digress. Apparently, my dog Spank Rock and Co. thinks LL is for reals too. Just listen to the track provided below, a not so subtle appreciation of LL's need for panty freedom.
And this leads me to a bigger point, for those of you that ain't heard, Spank Rock is the bomb diggitous and you need to check 'em out. I've been meaning to write about them for some time, but y'all know how I get distracted. Anyway, you need to buy, steal, impound or repo Spank Rock's ""YoYoYoYoYo" - do it. Drawing on the music of their hometown, Baltimore (which is home to the Percolator) SR make something genuinely unlike any record you've heard before. True dat.
Also, please rok the Born Ruffians, "Hedonistic Me" it swings, therefore making it good. On their debut self-titled EP, BR provide songs that sit Indian style in your brain and refuse to get out. Just like LL with no drawers on.
Hedonistic Me
i am firmly in the lindsay lohan corner. firmly.
firmly.
I dedicate this tune to you Dr. B. That Spank Rock knows what he be sayin.
First, I
[4] How so, RFO? Are you small, clammy, pale appendages flailing in the breeze with the utmost frustration? You are like a little crab who can't seem to scavenge a meal from the sea floor.
Are you sure LL got a dye job? Sounds like somebody has been eating a lot of jealousy pie. BESIDES, you've got freckles, that makes you Ginger, not a daywalker. Nice try, but you don't fool me, RFO.
I'm crushed that I'm not your favorite Ginger and/or Daywalker (last time I looked in the mirror, I didn't have any freckles. I'll check again)
And no, I'm not jealous, I speak only the truth. Here's the proof.