This is the name that our lil' gorger would like to name his first born. He said it, not me. I suppose this is appropriate considering he was convinced he could shove 100 Wendy's nuggets down his pie-hole in under 10 minutes. Let's just say he didn't come close. And he owes, RFO and me $80. I think he owes Vince, $15. Whatever the case, I think he learned he is no Takeru Kobayashi. Kobayashi can eat 97 Krystals in eight minutes or try to defeat a bear. In other words, you gotta train for this isht, damn yo.
As for tunes, let's gorge ourselves on The Audio Bullys "We Don't Care" and Kool and The Gang "Hollywood Swinging." There's things I haven't told you, I go out late at night...gonna get in your brain.
We Don't Care
You know what's weird? Every single picture I have of Stutz, he's eating something. Where does it all go?
You know what's even weirder? You assholes didn't call me, and I missed out on the chance to win back that $15 I lost last summer making stupid bets on Stutzman consuming shit.
KW, I thought it was a given that RFO called you and K-Diddy and you weren't available. Had he known he hadn't bother to call you, I would have beat his ginger ass right then and there. Thanks for nothin, RFO.
They never call me. They hate me.
It's too much work to take my cell phone out of my pocket.