Sorry, the Deros had me in their dungeon all week. I can't tell you the details, because they are listening...they are always listening. Still, they said I could keep writing, as long as they approved of the content. I found out that Dero's like lists - strange lists with fun facts. So, they gave me a book entitled "The Book of Lists" published in 1977 - they live underground, after all. Anyway, here's one:
Six Positions for Sexual Intercourse - in order of preference from Alfred C. Kinsey's reports compiled in 1948 and 1953. This will be a two-part series - please enjoy the first three.
1. Man on Top - "To many Americans, this is the only position considered biologically 'natural'." Huh? It goes on to list advantages and disadvantage's. Some of the disadvantages, "it does not allow for good control of the premature ejaculator or freedom of movement for the woman." Who wouldn't want their girlie to have plenty of freedom of movement?
2. Woman on Top - This was frequently used by 45 percent of married females. Advantages include most often results in orgasm for women and good when the man is tired. Precious.
3. Side by Side - From Ovid "Of loves thousand ways, a simple way and with least labor, this is : to lie on the right side and half supine withal.' Ah yeah. This allows manipulation of the female 'love button' good for tired or convalescent people and premature ejaculators. Those poor premature ejactulators.
Anyway, here are two great songs off the newest disc from the Athens Freaky Mix Exchange, Miss Jessica Squire's "My Little Corner of the World." Here is "(Do you Wanna) Come Walk with Me" by Isobell Campbell and Mark Lanegan and "Postage Stamp World" by Roguewave.
Postage Stamp World
Can we please have all 6 positions, Cam? Correction, I mean......we all would like to know the rest of the 3 positions. Thanks.
Yeah what's up? Dont be so lazy - inform us!
photographs and diaphragms, i mean diagrams would be nice.
Boy oh boy, I am surround by impatient hornballs. I told y'all this was a two-part series - haven't you heard of foreplay?
Are either of the positions "in the butt" or "in the mouth?" If not, they should be.
More than one position? WTF?!?!
My world is slowly crumbling...
C$, sorry I've been away so long. And Thunder, your "in the butt" "in the mouth" posting was a classic, of a genre that goes underappreciated on these internets type deals, much like my "poosy stank" first posting that no one responded to.
Anyway, I'm a fucking genius when it comes to pleasing women sexually, and though I've always heard this "woman on top" theory as more easily conducive to the female orgasm, I've found it to be untrue upon repeated testing. "Modified Missionary" is a realm heretofore untapped, and it holds the keys to a modified traditional method of humping that can produce simultaneous orgasm roughly 94% of the time. The details are too complex to mention here.
C$, I think your next post should most definitely be all about Salvia divinorum. Look it up if you're not familiar. I think it will be all over the news very soon, and though I am not going to try the stuff (which is still legal in 47 states), simply because I do not ever want to enter those dark realms of my own mind again, I think, for the sake of elarceny, that you should try it, post about it, and go from there. Trust me.
how do i get my hands on this Salvia Divinorum?It sounds magical and right up my alley.