The Taint of the Quagga

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In my ongoing effort of consolidating interesting stories I come across on the information superhighway known as the Internet, I have recently found some lulu's to wow my loyal readers.

First, an amateur scientist from South Africa says he can bring an animal back from extinction: the quagga. A large mammal that descended from the zebra, the quagga filled South Africa's plains for thousands of years. But it fell to trigger-happy European colonists and was last seen alive in 1883. Yep - quaggas were fun to shoot.

And while there exist several objections to reviving the quagga, the following is most definitely mi favorito - A popular 19th-century theory held that men and animals inherit traits not just from their parents but also from their mother's first partner. This supposed phenomenon was called "the taint of the quagga" because it was said to have been discovered in the animal.

The taint was alluded to by journalists of the era and in the writings of Goethe, Strindberg, Ibsen, and Zola. It reinforced the taboo of miscegenation and encouraged men to keep their women under lock and key. Your damn right. The taint of the quagga. Holy shit. And I thought taint was just another word for nifkin, fooch or grundle.

Second fun little fact for the day, well, less a fact and more something interesting to watch. Want to learn about the universe and its creation without getting way too mathy? Well, click here. This isht is even interesting to a definite math idiot such as myself. Enjoy.

How about some smooth hip-hop for musical selections? Let's rok Peanut Butter Wolf "Styles Crew Flows Beats" and Mad Villain aka MF Doom "Accordion." Werd.



Styles Crew Flows Beats

Accordion


10 Comments

Quagga's kick ass! No pun intended! I think they should definately bring these back...Next thing you know, petting zoos triple their annual admittance.

Also, if amateur scientists can start bringing back animals doesn't that push the door wide open for cartoonish mad scientists like the ones in cartoons of yester-year?

Yes, indeed it does. K. Diddymous.

taint..he he.

Indeed. Dr. Bone. I am sorry my humor is not more complex, but it is what it is.

In the spirit of America

Katie, you sure are a sick monkey. I am, however, all for nominating the lovely Quagga as the state animal of West Virgin i-a.

I think we should form a new political party in the spirit of the "bull-mooses" The Quagga Party. Our platform will be that of universal healthcare, free drinks for the elderly, Double-your taco wednesday's at local taco bell's, and time-and-a-half pay for the employee's with the best costume. No Donkey's, No Elephants, just Quagga's

Huh. Not a bad idear. I am very proud of you. Is every day a costume party? If so, I am down.

So does this mean I've inherited characteristics not only from my old man but also from the first guy that my mom boinked? That's disturbing...probably some toothless bourbon-chugging tobacco farmer in the North Carolina piedmont.

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Ah, so that's where you get your wookieness from?

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