Well, looky, looky. Guess who the smart guy is? His name is Kevin Martin and he is the Federal Communications Commission Chairman. I didn't think I liked these people at all. These were the same folks that went ape when Janet, Miss Jackson if your nasty, showed her cute sun-shaped areloa ring to the world. I still hate those mofos, anyway, but let's move on.
Seems Kevbo rattled the cages of cable executives yesterday when he spoke at a Senate hearing on decency and programming and suggested that one way for cable companies to address parents' concerns was "to offer programming in a more a la carte manner, giving consumers more choice over which programs they want to purchase." Now, I don't give a shit if lil' Johnny sees boobies, but I really like that a la carte idea.
People could opt out of cable programming, opt in, or just buy a bunch of channels for a fixed price. Martin went on to note that he believed an FCC study last year on so-called "a la carte" pricing models
I'd have only two channels: Spice and Cartoon Network. Because you can only jerk off so many times in one day.
Also, eLarceny is sponsoring another contest -
Can you name that tune?
What the fuck is wrong with Lifetime. Do I have to start quoting Golden Girls.
Holy shit, Vince. I thought I liked your radio show and then you start talking about the GG's? Are you sure you are married with a kid? Maybe you should move to south beach and finally be free of the chains that obviously bind you.
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Don't tell me you never fantasized about Rue Mclanahan. She was the best of both worlds. Naughty and wise with life experience.
I think it would be great to combine the Lifetime channel with Spice. We could watch Rue get it on in four-hour programming blocks.
Possible titles:
"Rue loves goo"
"Golden shower girls"
"Wrinkled & Horny"
"Rue and Poo Bear"
"Rue loves goo 2"
Wow! And let me say that again, Wow! Just who are these Fucker Lovers? So timid and beautiful...
All this TV talk is making me yearn for my Saturday morning ritual of sitting around in my underwear, and it's only Wednesday dammit.
Brings up a more important question: Why do we say "pair" of underwear, or pants, and not a "pair" of shirt? Two limbs for each. Is this just a phenomenon of the English language, or are other languages so erroneous?
The comedian Steven Wright would be impressed with that query Jules. Gallagher too probably.
If you've never seen his Wright's old standup I suggest it.
"Sponges grow in the ocean, that always kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen"
I took my mom to see him at OU mom's weekend, actually. good stuff. I just found a bunch:
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths".
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window."
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?"
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
I like, "I bought a deer repelant for my car. I accidentally installed it backwards. Now I'm being chased by hoards of deer." Also, "I got a tattoo of myself over my entire body, only bigger."
The black box one is pretty funny. But, for the record, Thunder is much funnier on a day to day basis. I love you.