We are all going to die, but we don't know when...until now. Apparently, I am scheduled to die Tuesday, May 11, 2049. That is what the death clock says, at least. So, 44 years is all C$ has left. Whether I am worm food or nine pounds of ash, please don't shed any tears, it's OK. Why? Because VS dropped Friday the 16th, that's why. I have been to the mountain top and I have seen the light. Jesus loves cheeses! If your cool enough, I may just send you a copy. I think I'll give a little taste of Stephen Mueller's masterwork...
Disgustipated (Remix)
That Death Clock is bullshit, it told me I would die at age 74 as well and on a Tuesday no less. I guess I do have something to look forward to on a Tuesday. Finally.
C$, would you say that I am sadistic? cause if you think I am, then I will die in another 14 years.....This is pleasent. -Evil Soupy
son of a bitch! i'm going to live to be 96. why can't i die early like everybody else???
dead at 65.
mu-fucka.
might as well keep smoking.
just shy of my 92nd birthday. I need to start playing harder. However, the all knowing clock didnt ask if you owned a motorcycle, that has to take some years off your life...or add them if you're lucky
C$, i hope my comments about other sites have not upset you & caused your time to come quicker than expected
I was unable to access the death clock,but each day I hear it tick louder and louder.
"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing."
Those human body facts are inconsistent. One says that the average human drinks 16,000 gallons of water in a life time. Further down the page it says that the average US citizen drinks 13,000 gallons of liquid in a lifetime. I very much doubt that the most decadent, obese population on the planet consume less total liquid than the rest of the population's water consumption alone. Now that I've been lied to once, how can I trust anything else that I read on the internet. My world is crashing down around me.
Dale, most def you have shortened my life and not just from your biting wit. Crown Royal, ring a bell? Thunder, I really worry about your well-being, my man.
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THERE ARE LIES ON THE INTERNET? i think that lowers my death clock atleast a decade. my body cant handle that kind of shock. everything is spinning. down is up, up is down. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[9] dale, i am shocked by the amount of lies, deceit and mistruths on the internet, too. for years, i thought that the pictures i found on the web of katie couric naked were real. YEARS! GODDAMMIT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
FUCK YOU FAKE NAKED PICTURE MAKERS!
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You mean those pics are fake?!? Oh god, suddenly I feel so violated. Who have I been "making love" to for these past three months? I'm living a lie.
Katie is a sexy bitch, it is so true. But, I really worry about you both - RFO and Dr. Bone. You boys are crazy.
[12] did you see katie's colonoscopy on the today show a few years back?
it was so dark in there. so comfortable looking...
i've gotta go. i've said to much.
help.
See it?! I taped it. And then cried for three days straight when the tape finally gave out. I'll never forget that day. March 22, 2004. 6:22 p.m.
R.I.P. tape of Katie's colonoscopy. It was the only thing that kept me going.
[8] Such a valid point. Do you think I, the wife of Dale, is even going to consult the death clock? Nooooooo! I just don't want to quantify the impact he's having on me. But it is fun, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
Colonoscopy? My god, just imagine the gooey warmth of KC's inner sanctum. I want that tape RFO!
Juice, fun yes, danger indeed. So, you are strapping it on 9/30? Need I remind you that is just one week away?
[16] Tape?! Didn't you read my comment? Its gone!! GONE!! oh god, its gone. Now I have nothing.
C$
I experienced the inner warmth of your mom's sanctum last night.
BOO-YA!