I have been unemployed for the past month, so part of this post is my fault. If I weren't at home at 1:00 p.m. on a Tuesday, I obviously wouldn't have the opportunity to watch the genius that is daytime TV. That said, I usually try to make my television experience fruitful and watch informative shows.
Yet, sometimes there is simply nothing on. It is when I find myself channel surfing that I find crap like "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV.
I do not know quite were to begin to try and describe my complete and utter hatred of this show and the little spoiled, beeatches it spotlights. If nationwide,16-year-old girls believe they are divas, (whatever the hell that means, I have never understood that term either) then I really need to go on that killing spree I have been thinking about.
I have heard quotes like "Money is no object" and "I can't go dance with my friends, because I have to go model" in the 5 seconds it takes me to violently change the channel. If I watched an entire show, I think I would be forced to drench myself in gasoline, light a match and run screaming through the streets. NFL players should be forced to watch MSS16 every Sunday morning - I think we would see some of the most vicious football ever played that afternoon.
On that note, I need something decidedly real. And I think I have just the thing. I am hopeful that Thunderpants and T-Luv approve of this unauthorized post. Here you go y'all - I give you "Over the Underpants." I hope you know greatness when you hear it...
OTU
maybe you should watch laguna beach instead. that is quality programming.or i believe days of our lives is on at 1 pm!
[1] Hmmm....I had no idea those were on too. So many choices, so little time. Thanks for visiting Beefer. This pleases me greatly.
I'm telling you that the show you need to watch that makes up for all the shit on TV is Stella. 8:30 Eastern time on Comedy Central people! Best show since strangers with candy.
I watch that Sweet Sixteen Show sometimes when I'm feeling disenchanted. I have to wonder if the show's producers are pulling some elaborate ruse on this spoiled brats; allowing them on TV for the small price of exposing their lack of class.
Gosh, how'd I get so fat?
And by far, my favorite part of "Over the Underpants" is the occasional applause.
Life is short; Might as well Rock n Roll
So it this another reality show you are talking about?
[5] Freshmaker - I sure would hope that is the producer's goal. Alas, they are catering to the young, little beeatches that love Britany. Sorry, buddy.
If you want to feel a little less disenchanted...that is, a little more enchanted, I guess...check this out.
iTunes (which can be downloaded for Windows, yay!) has seen fit to dedicate an entire radio channel to David Byrne. It's called Radio DavidByrne.com and it's fricking fantastic.
[8] That would be oodles better than MSS16, eSwede. Also, very sorry I did not get back to you on moving day, things have been surprisingly hectic. Hope all is well.