He So Crazy

I love the pink sweater-wearing, starter mullet-growing, bald chick-dating, walking, (nonstop) talking, freak show that is Kanye West. Apparently, during last night's MTV Video Music Awards (I know! They still give away awards even though they don't show videos. Crazy!) Kanye West bum rushed the stage and grabbed the mic away from Taylor Swift (who is very hot and talented and writes very annoying, gratingly-pretty country pop songs that make me want to put a plastic bag over my head) and began to tell anyone who would listen that he thought Beyonce should have won whatever award they were giving away at that very moment. I wouldn't know. I didn't watch. Except for Beyonce's performance. She's nice to look at. And my TV remote has a mute button. Also helpful.

Anyway, I think I've figured out how Kanye has stayed as famous for as long as he has (because it's not like he's been releasing very good music lately). All he has to do is cause a scene at a major award show. That's it. About once a year is all it takes. It fail proof. The event planners know he's going to do it they just don't know when or where. And they have to invite him because if they don't he'll still throw a hissy-fit, it just won't be on air, during their show and that won't translate into big ratings. So they invite him to everything, the only problem is they can't predict it. He's like that whack-a-mole game. You never know when 'Ye will pop up and say something crazy.

I really hope he decides to go into politics one day. Now that would be entertaining.

Also, go read the post OpAmp just put up. Because if you love the Internets like I do, you'll want to be in the know.

Stuff to Steal: Help yourself to a piece of 'Ye's fading credibility