Apparently most of middle America is now afraid of President Obama. Although I'm not sure why. I can't be bothered to read the newspaper anymore or watch news shows. I can barely bring myself to watch The Daily Show because when I do, the outrage starts to boil over and I get angry. And you wouldn't like Fresh when he's angry. Here's the thing - I don't get the health care bill and I'm guessing most of America - by their adverse reactions one way or the other - doesn't really get it either. So instead of trying to wrap my head around it, while choking through this sudden case of déjà vu, I decided to do a little Photoshop therapy. Do you like it? I'm going to put it on t-shirts and sell it to right wing nut jobs, to help them further their message of fearing what you don't understand, and to hipsters who will find it totally ironic. Needless to say, I'm going to get rich, because neither of those groups are very bright.
As an aside, if you can explain this health care bill thing-ameh-jig to me in 15 words or less (bonus if its in haiku) I might see my way to giving you one of these awesome t-shirts for free. If not, you'll be able to pick up one at Wal-Mart for $3.00 or Urban Outfitters for $32.00.
We all get health care
Economy collapses
Grandmas get smothered
At least that's how I think it goes based on all the Glenn Beck I watch. Make mine a hipster ironic baby tee, please.
Throw old folks from cliff,
Like they did back in Japan.
Asians are smarter.
Everything Glenn says is an unquestionable fact.
Obama is scary.
All black men have lots of guns.
Make love to Glenn Beck.