Freshy Phone Home

Have you seen Apple’s latest attempt to control you? It’s called the iPhone and I want one. Buying one is stupid. I’ll have it for six months and then they’ll put out a newer, better one with more tricked out shiznit that I won’t use but totally have to have. Either way, come this June these things will explode into everyone’s consciousness with a glitzy ad campaign that will send the endorphins rushing and send us running to Cingular. Yeah, Cingular has an exclusive contract with Apple to carry the hottest thing since sliced bread. So . . . to all my Verizon friends; I’ll see you soon.