Sports Blogger - Applicant must love sports and not be hairy or mentally challeneged (AKA a Cleveland Browns fan)
Movie Blogger - Applicant must not have anything better to do (i.e a job/outside interests) then watch movies and tell us about them.
Political Blogger - Applicant must enjoy watching the downward spiral our government is trapped in and documenting in cyber space for all of eternity or until WW III when the electrical grid will be destroyed and we will return to the Dark Ages.
Music Blogger - Applicant must be a bigger music snob then I am, preferrably living somewhere that has a thriving music scene (i.e. a city)
C101 Blogger - Applicant must be known as C$ and have the disposition of a salty dog.
Muck Raker - Applicant must be able to rake muck in an efficient and timely manner.
Site Administrator - Applicant must have some Internets knowledge and be willing to ignore the demands of lazy bloggers.
Send all letters of interest, resumes or death threats to elarceny at elarceny dot com.
Yeah, now what? I'll just replace all of you. Teach KW a lesson foor questioning my writen abilitys.
ouch.
Huh? What the F? Is it a Daywalker revolt? Luckily, I am C$ and somewhat salty, so I think I have a pinch of job security. Ya neva know though, said Daywalker is mighty fickle...
Ha ha ha! Trump's toupee is the color red. I didn't even think about that. How kismet.
Anyway, C$, unless I can find another salty C$, you got the spot locked up. The rest of y'all are fired!
:: silly hand movement ::
Ok, I take it back. I love you all, you can stay.
Awww, fuck it, you're fired!
No wait.
Super secret double probation. Except the Wookie, he's on ultra hush-hush quadruple probation.
meh.
Yes, I'm hairy.
I'm a Browns fan. Guilty. I don't need you giving me any grief, we suck enough.
But stupid?
No common sense, crude jokes, fecal humor, yes.
But stupid!??!
You're a sci-fi ginger daywalker suburbia nerd!
Ok, ok, you're right. I shouldn't be so insenstive or politically incorrect. I'll fix it. Sorry.
And everybody already knows I'm a sci-fi ginger daywalker suburbia nerd. I make a post about it every other week.