Hello faithful readers. It will be a slow week. I have to take care of some administrative junk and update eLarceny because I’m getting spammed like the whole world just found out I have a hankering for RX drugs and illegal software, which I do - I’m just not dumb enough to buy those things over the Internets. Got a guy for that. His name is Enrique. Anything you want, mang.
Anyway, while I’m wallowing through code, go check out the other eLarceny blogs. They should have new stuff up sooner or later. That was part of the agreement, wasn’t it boys?! If they haven’t posted something new in a week, drop them a line. Tell them to get on it. Tell them you miss their insightful insight. Or just say, “if I were Fresh, I would have canned your lazy asses a long time ago and found somebody better, somebody with a sense of duty, somebody with heart!â€
Well, have no fear, I'm on it. New blog coming soon! It’s called The Bone Machine and it will make the rest of eLarceny Family look like chumps. No pressure, Dr. B.
I’m just messin’ around guys, you know I love you (even if the only thing you see fit to write about is the Browns or have a severe case of podfading, or blogfading, as it may be. Hurray for made up words).
In the meantime, check out Mylo. This Scottish beatsmith was finally able to get his album released in the U.S. more then a year after it came out in Europe. Sample heavy or not, Mylo’s Destroy Rock and Roll is fun to listen to (most of the time). Let’s just say, he knows the importance of the hook. It’s funky and smooth enough to make me consider dancing - somewhere between Daft Punk, St. Germain and RJD2 – so uninspiring it's spectacularly great.
Web Site: Here
Order: Online Here
Stuff to Sample: From Mylo's Destroy Rock and Roll "Valley of the Dolls" and "Zenophile"
oh, they'll look like chumps alright. 'specially cam with his cute little posts about smells and all that hippie shit. you're going down wigton. one. word. at. a. time.
Boo hoo, you act like we NEVER post. Just because we don't live on the internet (some of us poor folk don't have it at home, even!) doesn't mean we don't care.
[2] Act nothing. Some of you ALMOST NEVER post. And this is important! You should be taking every step possible to give up your regular life and become a cyber junkie. Besides, the Internets is the only place that anyone can have, real, meaningful relationships. Let's build some love.
I actually have information overload. I spend soo much time reading all the bullshit coming out of washington that I can no longer read by the time I decide to make a post.
[4] OpAmp you need to get a guest columnist that isn't afraid to post inflammatory remarks. They're the wave of the future!