Do you have opinions? Do you feel ways, about stuff? Do you have the overwhelming need to tell others about the things you see in your head when you are supposed to be listening to what they are saying? If so, then you are a perfect candidate to join the eLarceny Family. This is serious, now. I'm giving away a blog, fully functional and at zero cost to you. You get a nifty design, fun little tutorials and the opportunity to blog like the big boys. There are, however, several small criteria that must be met.
1. You must be willing to learn. Not a whole lot, just a
little.
2. You must be willing to make at least two posts a week.
3. You must be able to take withering criticism from the rest of the Family,
including but not limited to improper use of grammar, poor spelling, body odor,
lack of friends, poor fashion and/or music tastes, etc.
4. You must be willing to let your blog interfere with your daily life.
If you feel that you meet these qualifications, e-mail me a short proposal including a blog name, blog topic, sample post and any other ideas you may have to make this happy, little, dysfunctional corner of the internet that much weirder.
I would like to apply. I want my blog to be completely devoted to red-headed midget porn. I would like to review and rate films accordingly. I promise to post at least three times per week. As nobody else has applied, do I get the job?
You already have a non-topic-specific, alternative lifestyle blog and you want another slightly more specific, alternative lifesyle blog? Whatev.
And I asked them to e-mail me, Tard-o.
is there a deadline for submitting proposals???
[3] No, there is no deadline. This is an open ended offer. But, I'm looking more for topic-specific blogs. eLarceny has started to grow and quite frankly I'm suprised. We now have a new music blog, a political blog and an alternative lifestyles blog with more on the way. I had never really intended it to get any bigger then my blog but I'm beginning to like the idea of cobbling together a loosely knit information hub. Hopefully we'll be here for some time yet. So, whenever, I guess.
[4] so you are saying i should focus my blog strictly on the oc, rather than generalized pop culture/entertainment?
[5] I wouldn't be so specific as to focus on one show. I mean, you can try, but is there really enough material on the O.C. to fill a blog? Was that a stupid question? Are you rolling your eyes? I don't watch, I'm sorry.
Maybe a little bit broader like focusing on all the pretty young things in Hollywood, the shows they inhabit, the gossip, who's humpin' who (yeah, I said hump) both on and off the set, etc. That would give you more of a base to work from. Pop culture/entertainment is a little too broad. Within pop culture there are a lot a different niches.
Jesus. I have to formally request that you deny beeflog any blog privileges. Girl is talking about writing about the OC for christ sakes. Next thing you know, she will be writing about Flat Stanley and yelling "Gimme a break".
[7] Hey, to each their own. And are we talking Flat Stanley or Flat Stanley?
[7] gimme a break cam. it was flat stacey, stanley's sitster.