I fell asleep in front of my computer at work today. It happens more then I’d like to admit. It’s brief; my chin hits my chest and I snap back to reality. To everyone else it just looks like I’m bobbing my head erratically as I while away the day, listening to music through headphones. I get a decent amount of sleep each night, a lot more then I used to get, anyway, so I’m wondering what the problem is? Do I have job-induced narcolepsy?
Kanye West and Bloc Party become the soundtrack to my dreams. Nothing I listen to seems to keep me awake, that is, until I met Dane Cook. If you don’t know Dane, I’ll introduce you. Blog denizens this is Dane Cook. Dane Cook, Blog denizens.
Dane makes me giggle. He pulls hardy laughter from my chest cavity. I’m sure you may have seen Dane on Comedy Central or some late night talk show, but he can’t use bad words there and we all know the only true funny is four-letter-word funny.
Dane just released a new two-disc CD called Retaliation. Before I go back to sleep I’m going to suggest you check out Dane’s unique view of the world.
Stuff to Sample: From Dane Cook’s new album Retaliation, “Abducted†and "Heist/Monkeyâ€
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All this talk of emo music and pink shirts has made me think of the ultimate combination. Ultimate as in ultimately hellacious and terrible.
An emo kid with a STUPID FUCKING emo haircut wearing a pink shirt. Could you imagine what would happen if you saw something like that? I would beat the shit out of them.