Today, Fresh is tired. Fresh doesn’t feel like making a post. In fact, Fresh is feeling a bit out of sorts, so out of sorts that Fresh has been referring to Fresh in third person terms.
Fresh was watching ESPN yesterday while Sean Salisbury and some other Johnny Haircut debated about athletes’ right to refer to themselves in the third person. Johnny Haircut asks Sean Salisbury if Adam “Pacman†Jones has earned the right to refer to himself in the third person. Sean Salisbury says, “He has not.†But who’s to judge? Who knows? Bo knows. Bo knows third person referencing.
Fresh was mildly amused. Fresh will refer to Fresh in the third person. Fresh has earned that right. Fresh hopes this doesn’t spawn a third person epidemic of Seinfeldian proportions. Fresh is sorry if it does. Fresh apologizes in advance. To make amends, Fresh has posted music to reference yourself in the third person by. Fresh hopes you enjoy.
Stuff to Sample: From Fila Brazilia’s Brazilification, “Nepalese Fish Dances†and from Boards of Canada’s Skam/Hi Scores EP “Turquoise Hexagon Sunâ€
Your last two post titles have started with the word "fresh", Fresh. Now, this post about Fresh in the third person? What does this mean? Does the name of your blog need changed as well? How about Dr. Fresh Meadows, Esq.? Freshy-Fresh and the Ocean's? Dr. Cornelius Meadows and the Fresh Ocean's? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fresh says that the use of the word "fresh" in the title of the last two posts is merely a coincidence. Fresh suggests that readers do not look too deeply into it and to not expect a name change. Fresh thinks that would be silly.
What the Fresh? Are you pulling a Dave in Powell on us?
[3] Fresh in Maumee is unsure as to what you mean by "pulling a Dave in Powell." Fresh would like to asure you that he would never try to pull anything.
Three things.
In the BLOGGER world, it would be a person who uses a false screen name. I suppose someone would do this to make their blog seem more popular than it really is.
Pardon me, are you suggesting that I'm trying to make my blog seem more popular then it already is? That's preposterous.
"Fresh" is just another one of my many aliases that has been bestowed upon me. Other aliases include:
J-Bird
Bird
Randy
Randy "Fresh" Ocean
DJ Randolph Fresh
Cornelius
Dr. Gonzo
and Fresh (spelled also as "Pfresh", to name just a few.
It seems that I pick up aliases quicker then Tommy Lee picks up STDs.
Second, I have no idea what "equation for radius of orbit" refers to.
Third, that picture of Bo Jackson is from the original Nintendo game called "Bo Jackson Baseball." If you have this game, at the player line-up screen yo can press Left, Select, and B at the same time for an all Bo team.
Bo knows baseball. Fresh know blogs.
The equation I was refering to should appear as a image. Also, I was not aware that you were using multiple aliases. I guess I do not understand why you would.
[7] Oh, OK, the equation is on your blog. No, it does not appear, Fresh will look into it. As for the aliases, Fresh feels uncomfortable signing as eLarceny since he feels that it is more of a name for the blog group then a personal moniker. Fresh/Jason/eLarceny Admin apologizes for any confusion.