And the Winner is . . .

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I had a really tough time choosing the best emo-inspired haiku. I thought it would be easy to just pick a winner but I never expected such great poetic action from you guys. I spent most of the day agonizing over this decision. And I wish I could make buttons for all of you, I do, unfortunately, I’m sort of lazy. So . . . only one person will be getting the button. And that person is Steve for his haiku titled “Black”. Congratulations Steve. The competition was tight, though. Beth’s “Emo Rocks the OC” made me laugh (no laughing in emo, unless it’s ironic laughing) and eSwede’s and Sweets’ untitled masterpieces were right on the money. But I had to give it to Steve. I would explain my choice further, put my BA in Eng. Lit. to good use, extrapolating and deconstructing like a literary whiz, but again . . . lazy. So very, very lazy.

How about who ever writes the best five page essay on Steve's "Black" will win an “I Like to Extrapolate” or “Deconstruct This!” button. Anybody?

Stuff to Sample: Simon and Garfunkel’s poetically inspired “Richard Cory”

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all i can say is wow. i had no expectations of winning after reading all the other wonderful haiku's. thank you so much. i guess i don't have many expectations about anything. this is a cold and cruel world we live in. as i wait for my new button i will be writing all of my thoughts down in my journal. thank you once again!

congratulations steve! your poem really brought out my dark side and made me contemplate a new hair color for the fall concert season. stay tuned for the publication "pure genius: daily haikus for modern living". phil and i will be publishing our first book before the end of the year!

Well, thank all of you for participating! I think we learned a little something here today, about ourselves and each other and the secret sex lives of bees. Thanks again! Blog on bloggers.

I for one do not join in with all this props to Stephan Mueller. I was robbed.

Yeah, this is bullshit.

Awww . . . listen to little whiny bitches. Boo-hoo. Crying like the wussy emo babies that they are. Should have written better haikus, LOSERS.

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