I’ve been listening to the new White Stripes album, Get Behind Me Satan, and the only thing I can think about is “Is this whole album about Renee Zellweger?†I’m serious. I don’t want to think that way, but I can’t help it and it’s really ruining my listening experience. She’s not even that great of an actress but there is a possibility that over half the songs about her. Who is the subject pronoun in all of your songs, Jack? Who, Jack, who?!? Tell me now!
The album itself is decent, it’s slower, with a lot more piano and acoustic guitar, and folksy is some spots. Overall, its a nice step in a different direction but I still miss the thrash of Jack's guitar.
The first single “Blue Orchid†is nothing like the rest of the album, and in a way, I’m glad. An album full of Electric Six rehashes would have been disappointing. And . . . uggh, still can’t stop thinking about Renee Zellweger. Screw it.
Stuff to Sample: Two songs about Renee Zellweger, “My Doorbell†and “Forever For Her (Is Over For Me)â€
Bridget Jones is a dumb boobyhead, agreed. But did you know that the Darkness' bassist quit??? It's disaster!!!
see http://www.thedarknessrock.com... for more details
Stop yer whining. Its not like he did anything important in the band that another spandex wearing fruit loop with a stupid mustache couldn't do.
Also, I lovvee how the Brittish feelle the needde to add extra letters to words that don't needde them. Silly limmey bastards. We butchered the language and still use it better. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!